CJ - Chris Jones;
The creator of Keasman Literature and the editor of this book. Also known as the Wizard, the King of Sting, Mr. Notability, the Man, the King of the World, Hymie and the Keasman.

CM - Chris Martin;
Chris has read nearly every Keasman piece in circulation and has an exceptional understanding of Keasman Literature. Also known as Newton, Captain Milk, and, of course, Martin.